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Roy Hutton: Socks Are For Pansies

Roy Hutton: Socks Are For Pansies

Roy,

When I wear my work boots without socks I get blisters? Suggestions?

- Thomas Partridge

 

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Roy Hutton: Stop Tool Prejudice

Roy Hutton: Stop Tool Prejudice

Roy,
Dennis Roberts uses Makita tools. He's a communist, right?
-Scott Eubanks

Well Scott, if Dennis is a Red, than so is yours truly. The first cordless drill I ever owned ...

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Roy Hutton: There's Math Involved

Roy Hutton: There's Math Involved

Hi Roy,
I'm looking to make/pour some concrete steps for our house. Just three small steps. It looks easy enough, but do you have any tips for me? What do I need to do the...

Roy Hutton: Don't Settle For Old Hags

Roy Hutton: Don't Settle For Old Hags

Hey, Roy,

Jimmy Springfield here. Listen, recently we've done a few jobs for people on a pretty tight budget. You know, these places need a whole lot more work than what t...

Unsolicited Advice from Old People: Taking Respectable Family Portraits

Unsolicited Advice from Old People: Taking Respectable Family PortraitsI would like to apologize to my regular readers for being away for so long. As you all know, we had several spells of the coldest weather I can remember since January 195...
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Unsolicited Advice from Old People: Thrifty Young People

Unsolicited Advice from Old People: Thrifty Young People

I’ve been awfully busy getting my garden in. I finally finished building a deer fence, and armadillo barrier, and bird netting.  I was so mad when I came out this morning...

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Unsolicited Advice from Old People: Coping with Your Daughter-in-Law During the Holidays

Unsolicited Advice from Old People: Coping with Your Daughter-in-Law During the Holidays

The holidays are a special time for families to get together and grow closer. But, your daughter-in-law will probably try to sabotage it. I’m going to do my best to write...

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Unsolicited Advice from Old People: How to Raise Healthy Growing Boys

Unsolicited Advice from Old People: How to Raise Healthy Growing Boys

Every time I turn on the television, there’s someone whining about how fat all the kids are today. They go on and on about too much candy and fatty foods, and I say, “Hog...

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A Little Elbow Grease Won’t Kill Ya!

A Little Elbow Grease Won’t Kill Ya!

I am pretty sure Martha Stewart can’t hold a candle to some of my wise beyond my years cleaning advice. The best part about my secret little tips is that everything you n...

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