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Youth Minister Fired for Giving Fake Testimony about Wild Past

Youth Minister Fired for Giving Fake Testimony about Wild Past

Youth Pastor Paul, of the Texas Calvary Baptist Church, has mesmerized young people for years with his testimony of dramatic conversion. Pastor Paul’s testimony begins with salacious tales of hedonism in his youth and climaxes with an account of exiting an abortion clinic with one of his many conquests, and being saved by the message on a Pro-Life protester’s sign. His awe inspiring tale of transformation has led many young people in LaCucaracha to Jesus.

Pastor Paul joined Facebook last year to better stay in touch with the Texas Calvary youth group. He setup an account, and was delighted to receive friend requests from old high school acquaintances. Unfortunately, he failed to understand that when old friends posted photos he was tagged in, they automatically showed up in his photo albums, on his Facebook page.

Over time, Pastor Paul’s tagged photo album painted a picture much different than his testimony. There was no doubt it was him in the pictures in revealing situations such as receiving his Eagle Scout Award, a Students Against Drunk Drivers group photo, church camp counselor album, and feeding the needy on mission trips. The most incriminating was a group photo of him protesting at an abortion clinic holding the very sign he claimed had saved him. There was no denying Paul had led a pure Christian life since an early age.

When confronted, he confessed. “It happened when I was a freshman at Baylor. I had devoted my whole life to helping others, but when it came time to give my testimony, I had nothing. I was at this Bible study, and some pothead who found Jesus a month earlier was enthralling the group with his wild stories and dramatic conversion, and I could sense my date was getting so turned on by this guy. She left with the bum, and I never saw her again.”

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Uncensored Bible Theatre Series Attracts Sellout Crowds

Uncensored Bible Theatre Series Attracts Sellout Crowds

After dismal attendance numbers at the annual Easter Passion Play , organizers took a radical departure in their approach to the Bible Theater Series. A new underwriter, Co...

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1st Baptist Considers Suit Against 2nd Baptist Church Over “We’re #1” Softball Title Claim

1st Baptist Considers Suit Against 2nd Baptist Church Over “We’re #1” Softball Title Claim

A spokesman for the 1 st Baptist Church confirmed that they are considering a law suit against the 2 nd Baptist Church following 2 nd ’s victory in the La Cucaracha Interfaith ...

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Pictorial Church Directory Meeting Erupts into a Brawl

Pictorial Church Directory Meeting Erupts into a Brawl

The LaCucaracha Sheriff’s Department was dispatched to a disturbance at the 5th Baptist Church of LaCucaracha yesterday. A brawl erupted in the fellowship hall during the...

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Christian Fire Fighter Ostracized By Both His Congregation And Co-Workers

Christian Fire Fighter Ostracized By Both His Congregation And Co-Workers

Kirby Majors, veteran member of the LaCucaracha Fire Department and the LaCucaracha Primitive Baptist Church, was recently ostracized by both parties after he dissented i...

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Operation Obedience Program Teaches Children How to Sit Still in Church

Operation Obedience Program Teaches Children How to Sit Still in Church

The Ladies Auxiliary of the Men’s Prayer Breakfast Club (LAMPBC) announced today a new service available free of charge to all LaCucaracha churches. The Operation Obedien...

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11th Baptist Parts Like The Red Sea

11th Baptist Parts Like The Red Sea 

The 11th Baptist Church of LaCucaracha has been embroiled in a hymnal controversy that appears to be irreconcilable. A liberal faction in the church fought to update the...

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Local Boy Admits Katie Perry Kissed him at Church Camp

LaCucaracha resident James Walters came forward today with a heavy heart and burden of guilt to disclose that pop star Katie Perry kissed him a few years ago at church ca...

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