Frank Clarkson went to take his place alongside his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ last Tuesday.  Frank died doing what he loved most in this life – working his beloved cattle.  Yes, that was him recently featured on the television edition of the Darwin Awards.  Frank is survived by his wife of 42 Years, Eunice, and their twin boys, Darren and Darryl (popularly known in these parts as “the Spearmint Twins”) and five grandchildren, Teri, Kari, Carl, Thom and Cindy.  Funeral arrangements are forthcoming as there is some discrepancy as to which Baptist church will be doing the service (Frank was an original member of 4th Baptist but at the time of his death was on to 7th Baptist).