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Junior Class Raising Funds To Send Students To New York To Beat The Crap Out Of That Sebastian Kid On NYC Prep

The junior class at LaCucaracha High has made a decision on its annual fundraiser.  This year’s class will raise funds to send students to New York, New York so that they can track down that Sebastian kid from the reality program, NYC Prep, and give him a proper beat down.

Junior class vice-president, Steve Acabado, said the idea spawned from a night of channel flipping with his family.  “We couldn’t find anything good on so my mom was just flipping channels.  She came across this NYC Prep show and said that the Sebastian kid looked like ‘an eleven year old Parker Stevenson.’”  After a fifteen minute discussion about Parker Stevenson, Shaun Cassidy and the hit 1970’s show The Hardy Boys, the talk returned to the Sebastian character.  According to Acabado his father said, “I don’t care who he looks like that little douche bag needs to have his ass kicked.”

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Chili Supper for Police Chief Schwartz

Chili Supper for Police Chief Schwartz

Sunday after church, 500 citizens attended the surprise chili supper benefit at the VFW Hall to help pay for Police Chief Schwartz’s wife’s upcoming surgery. “It was a he...

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Armadillos Band Fundraisers

Armadillos Band Fundraisers 

Armadillos Band Booster Club BBQ Dinner
Tuesday evening
drive thru available
tickets $7

Send 4th Chair Trombone Player, Jesus Gonzales, to Band Camp T-Shirt Fundraiser
A vari...

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