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Letters to the Editor

Porn Flicks Confused With Corn Flakes

Editor’s note: The TCR opened up the reader comments section of the letters to the editor section but, once again, after only one letter, had to shut it down immediately.  However, in the interest of journalism, we have left (what we could, at least) the comments posted after Mr. Peterson’s letter.

Dear TCR,
I am fully aware of the rumors circulating around town about me.  Specifically, that I have an addiction to video taped pornography.  I can assure you, and all of your dear readers, that I do not, in fact, have any such addiction.

However, that being said, I can see how the rumors got started, and I can certainly see why said rumors spread like proverbial wildfire.

Yes, I did end up paying for, and bringing to my home, a full box of pornographic video tapes including the disturbingly titled Star Trek IV: The Search For C*** and C*** Tale.  But there is a logical explanation for how this happened.

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She’s The Sheriff – The Movie

She’s The Sheriff – The Movie

Dear Editor,
I do not want to take up too much of your time, so I will be brief.  I recently heard that the geniuses in Hollywood are turning the old television series, The...

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Letter to the Editor: Stop Rumors About Opal Heinze!

Letter to the Editor: Stop Rumors About Opal Heinze!

Dear Editor,
There have been rumors flying around town about what happened at our church Sunday, so I thought I would set the record straight about poor Opal Heinze. I was...

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Letter to the Editor: Advice for the Ladies

Letter to the Editor: Advice for the Ladies

Dear Editor,

I have tried to contact you several times about me writing a column in the Texas Cockroach to share my wisdom and life experience with your readers. For some ...

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Letters to the Editor: Let's Reconsider Senior Citizen Death Panels

Letters to the Editor: Let's Reconsider Senior Citizen Death Panels

Dear Editor,

I keep receiving e-mails and hearing people speak out against these death panels for senior citizens. Let me start out by saying, I love my momma. But, I thin...

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