FOR SALE: Former Vice President, Dick Cheney’s hunting
vehicle.  Hunt in style in this luxurious Lincoln Town Car
Cheney and his buddies used on controlled hunts in the
Texas hill country.  Bullet-proof everything so hunting
“accidents” won’t damage your vehicle.  Only asking
$29,900.00!  It’s a steal!

Seller’s Note: While I’m as big a fan of the former
veep as anyone, I have to confess that these
“controlled hunts” are complete BS.  We all know that
ain’t hunting.  They didn’t even have to get out of the
car half of the time.  And I don’t think they did, as
there was gunshot residue around the door frames,
where it was clear they simply rolled down their
windows to shoot.  So I don’t know that it actually
makes such a great hunting vehicle if you’re a real
hunter.  However, with the camo paint job, it would
make a great vehicle for clandestine trips into
Sintown, if you know what I mean.