Members of a covert advance team from the Obama administration were spotted having lunch at Granny’s Café today. “I think they were trying to pose as ordinary citizens, but their short pants and rubber shoes gave them away. When they asked if we had a ‘veggie plate’ and paid with a credit card, it confirmed our suspicions,” said waitress Darla Mills. According to three confirmed sources eating within earshot, including Darla, the team was in town as a follow up to LaCucaracha’s Secession Day festivities. Their goal was to gauge public support for secession in order to develop a counter measure by the White House.
Apparently, the Obama administration has secretly conducted a $3 million impact study that indicates it will cost taxpayers more to manufacture new flags with one less star, than to purchase the failed state of Mexico. Darla said the team seemed ecstatic at the idea of providing healthcare and welfare to millions of impoverished Mexican Nationals.
When they were eating Granny’s famous pie, Don Travis overheard the group discuss plans to go ahead and buy Honduras, Nicaragua and Panama, extending the southern US border to the Panama Canal, savings billions of dollars on border security and effectively ending illegal immigration. Travis commented he thought these boys might be onto something. “I’ve always regretted the Texas army didn’t march all the way to Mexico City and annex the whole damn country after we kicked Santa Anna’s tail at San Jacinto.”
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