According to information provided by his best friend, Steve Lessman, Jim Bracket believes it is entirely possible that he may be able to hook up with celebrity train wreck, Lindsay Lohan.
This revelation was elaborated upon by Lessman during a conversation Lessman had with fellow student, Bart Hoffman, at a booth in Dairy Queen. “Yeah,” said Lessman, “we’re flipping around and a story on Lohan comes up. You know, about her going to jail or whatever. Anyway, Jim says, ‘I’d still like to hit that, no matter how crazy she is.’ I told him he was nuts, and that he’d have no chance with her.”
Apparently, Bracket was insistent that he’d be able to “tap that” if the occasion somehow arose. “Of course,” said Bracket, “the odds of her showing up in LaCucaracha are slim but hear me out: it’s evident she doesn’t put a lot of thought, time or consideration into her actions so…what’s to stop her from making a huge mistake with a guy like me? Nothing, that’s what.”
Lessman had to concede the point. He told Hoffman, “I mean, he totally has a point there.”
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