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LISD Lunch Menu Features Corn Battered Weenies on a Stick

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LISD Lunch MenuPlease note: The grant money received for a “Lite Line” this year was appropriated to purchase new candy and soft drink vending machines at all campuses.

Monday: chicken fried steak fingers and gravy, French fries and gravy; vegetable: ketchup

Tuesday: cheeseburgers, tater tots and gravy; vegetable: ketchup

Wednesday: deep fried beef chimichangas with queso; vegetable: salsa

Thursday: corn battered weenies on a stick with mustard blob; vegetable: corn in the batter

Friday: fish sticks with tater tots and gravy; vegetable: ketchup

New Desert Line: We now offer a Desert Line with a wide variety of frozen dairy treats enhanced with gluten, high fructose corn syrup and an extensive range of preservatives. LISD will not be responsible for limiting your child’s consumption of sweets. This is your responsibility as a parent. LISD will invoice you monthly, or when your child’s Desert Line tab reaches $500, whichever comes first.

Free or Reduced Lunches: If you child will be receiving free or reduced lunches, they will receive dry baloney sandwiches and three stale chips daily. All children receiving free or reduced lunches will have their names announced on the intercom daily and required to sit at a special lunch table in the back corner of the lunchroom with no windows. A current list of children receiving free or reduced lunches will appear on the LISD Web site until your child graduates or drops out. All students in this program will be required to write a 1500 word essay titled, “What I’m Going to Be When I Grow Up, So I’m Not a Deadbeat Freeloader Like My Parents.”

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