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Tourist Wearing “Shoot Film” Shirt Accused Of Being Anti-Gun

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Whiny Tourist Dan ZarkLaCucaracha visitor, Dan Zark, was accused Tuesday of being against the right to bear arms as afforded by the U.S. Constitution’s Second Amendment because he was wearing a DuArt Film Labs t-shirt that called for one and all to “shoot film.”  Zark was also accused of being a “Namby Pamby.”  Zark said he was accosted several times while walking around the LaCucaracha square and while waiting in line at the Dairy Queen.  “People just looked at me all weird and said things like, ‘Shoot film?  What, are you against guns or something?’ 

 Then they told me to go back to Vermont.”  Zark told the TCR that he’s never even been to Vermont.  And furthermore, he’s not even against guns – just video.
 

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